So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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