so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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