She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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