remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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