What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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