I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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