The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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