I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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