its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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