Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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