Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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