Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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