Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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