Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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