doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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