Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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