I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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