god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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