i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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