Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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