We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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