I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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