oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Even my vagina gasped.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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