my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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