I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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