Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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