that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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