i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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