cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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