this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Sorry about my life...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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