She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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