my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
