Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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