Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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