He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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