Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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