i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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