Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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