I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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