My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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