and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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