She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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