I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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