I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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