Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Drunk is a universal language darling
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