I will die if light touches me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
worst night to have a conscience
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
