i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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