You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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