it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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