I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
they're like a gay fantastic four
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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